chibinature submitted: 

(There is a reason that I shouldn’t write stories when doped up on cold medication – I try to make the protagonist vocally call his NON-SPEAKING LOVE INTEREST AND THEREFORE CREATING A LOGICAL LOOP-HOLE OF DOOOMMM! Ugh, the sad thing is that I only realized it after one of my friends pointed it out when I was telling her about this AU!

Read: Sorry for any confusion that the ending of the last blurb caused!

==> Absconds b/c lameness

Stay lovely! <3)

The third reason that Madeline and Matt were able to interact socially was because his little brother finally found a part-time job at a garage and wanted to blow his first paycheck with the only people that mattered (AKA they tolerated him).

And, as it was his money, the singer wanted to eat at one of his favorite health-food diners – McVeggie’s. (It was pretty much a replica of a stereotypical fast-food establishment, the only difference was that they preferred to kill you with fiber rather than carbohydrates and fats). The establishment was actually pretty popular – mostly due to the fact that, even though it was targeted toward the vegetarians and vegans in the area, the eatery wouldn’t not serve the omnivores that somehow wondered into its tackily painted walls.

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